Fish in your pockets, unscented soy candle

Warm, simple, and wickedly witty — these 9 oz soy candles bring quiet comfort and a little laugh to slow evenings at home. Hand-poured from USA-grown soy, each clear-glass jar holds creamy, clean-burning wax and a 100% cotton wick for a steady flame that lasts 50–60 hours. unscented for those who just want to see the light, not smell the bullshit. The reusable glass vessel and permanent label make these candles as practical as they are charming — set one on a windowsill, tuck it on a bedside table, or pass it along as a thoughtful token for friends who appreciate warmth and a clever line.

Product features

- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax (USA-farmed) — burn time 50–60 hours

- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax) in a clear, reusable glass container with white lid

- Unscented

- Eco-friendly and non-toxic: no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates; 100% cotton wick

- Meets ASTM standards; permanent adhesive label; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions

- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.